Good cop bad cops
Good cop bad cops
Good cop bad cops
‘I won’t be doing any homework. I won’t want to be a scab...’
‘The public are demanding minimum service levels.’
‘I’ve booked Downing Street for the boozy launch party.’
‘I keep forgetting if I’ve misplaced classified documents.’
New traditional Scottish song
‘Move over – you’re bed-blocking!’
‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
‘I owned a woodburner.’
‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’
‘Will this be a kiss-and-tell in an unflinching memoir?’
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
‘Do you think Prince Harry will ever go away, or do we just have to learn to live with him?’
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
‘We haven’t even been going out or doing anything.’