Terribly empty
‘Her life’s going to feel terribly empty.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Flybeen + gone
Neck exercise class
‘Now lift your chin up to the ceiling, away from your phone.’
Amazon workers strike
‘Now I’m worried!’
Wednesday
Think Tank
Think Tank
We’d like to be levelled
‘We’d like to be levelled all the way up to Nadhim Zahawi.’
It must be very taxing
You’re just miffed
‘You’re just miffed because the King hasn’t invited you to the coronation.’
I’m not really a person dog
‘I’m not really a person dog.’
Self-identifying as female
‘I think you’ll find that you have to marry us because today I’m self-identifying as female.’
I haven’t missed alcohol one bit
‘I’m sorry, the yoga classes have been cancelled – we’re overstretched.’
‘I’m sorry, the yoga classes have been cancelled – we’re overstretched.’
More banks to close
The old bad cop, even worse cop routine
‘Ah, the old bad cop, even worse cop routine.’
I no longer have enough in the tank
‘I know the feeling.’
Wednesday
Let’s hope he hasn’t got into bed with another publisher
‘Let’s hope he hasn’t got into bed with another publisher.’
