Gift of clothing
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
More cartoons
Wednesday
This looks awfully cosy
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
No donations to be left on doorstep
I’m drinking to remember
‘I’m drinking to remember.’
Britishcore
‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’
Eaten granny
‘The boy who identifies as a wolf has eaten Granny!’
No biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific
‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’
Tired of runnin’
You’re podcasting in your sleep again
‘You’re podcasting in your sleep again.’
We need to put out a more positive message
‘We need to put out a more positive message.’
All right Margaret…
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?
‘Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?’
Wednesday
Have you seen them?
‘Have you seen them?’
How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?
‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’
Our Terry
‘Our Terry always lights up the room.’
FOMO means
‘I’m worried I’m the only one who doesn’t know what FOMO means.’
I just need spice
‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
I can’t get a dentist
‘I can’t get a dentist, but then again, what is there to smile about?’
There will be no more debates
