Gun batteries not included
More cartoons
Wednesday
On the other hand
‘On the other hand, the threat of nuclear war means I’m less worried about climate change.’
Pssst!
‘Pssst! Uncensored Dahl.’
I accept you saw Elvis
‘I accept you saw Elvis – I just don’t believe he had a tomato.’
We’ll need to run it past our sensitivity readers
‘Fascinating stuff, De Sade, but we’ll need to run it past our sensitivity readers.’
You’ve only gone and invented air pollution
‘You’ve only gone and invented air pollution.’
House prices stagnant
Wednesday
He’s doing his out-of-work experience
‘He’s doing his out-of-work experience.’
They’re saying our appliances might be spying on us
‘How ridiculous – now they’re saying our appliances might be spying on us.’
Whose round is it?
‘Whose round is it?’
How was your date last night?
Chinese spy balloons
‘We must remain ever vigilant for Chinese spy balloons.’
Can I get that book about modern English usage?
‘Can I get that book about modern English usage?’
It’s good to see him staying economically active
‘It’s good to see him staying economically active.’
The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens
‘The White House says the flying objects aren’t aliens.’
At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty
‘At least someone’s enjoying our sovereignty.’
So we’re agreed
‘So we’re agreed, it’s finally time to address the problem of coastal erosion.’
I’ve gone cashless
‘I don’t need it any more. I’ve gone cashless.’
Disney to cut 7000 jobs
‘Presumably anyone with original ideas.’