I’ve been stuck here for hours
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Tuesday
Hollow. How disappointing
Teachers demand better pay deal
He’s lost his blue tick
‘No one’s bothering to talk to Geoff – he’s lost his blue tick.’
I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use
‘I’ve got writer’s block – I can’t decide which AI chatbot to use.’
Easter witch hunt
On a clear day you can see racism in six different counties…
‘They say that on a clear day you can see racism in six different counties…’
Oh no! You have public opinions!
‘Oh no! You have public opinions!’
I’m sorry, but for me blind casting just doesn’t work
‘I’m sorry, but for me blind Nick newcasting just doesn’t work.’
You should be getting a signal by now
‘Oh, for heaven’s sake, Geoffrey! You should be getting a signal by now.’
Wednesday
I was hoping for a strong independence woman
‘I was hoping for a strong independence woman.’
They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!
‘They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!’
Souvenir from Paris
‘We brought you back a souvenir from Paris’
No need to forgive me
‘No need to forgive me, Father, for my advisers assured me I haven’t sinned.’
Now he can feel like a man of the people
‘I nicked his expensive watch so now he can feel like a man of the people.’
Is there a draught?
‘Is there a draught in here?’
Easily abstracted
‘He gets really easily abstracted.’
Can you burn me a story?
‘Mummy, can you burn me a story?’
Nitrous oxide banned
‘This is no laughing matter.’