I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers
‘I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers.’
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Luckily I had a scalpel
‘Your husband fought right to the end but luckily I had a scalpel.’
Sturgeon at bay
Now he could identify as a woman
Work done
‘I had some work done.’
Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.
‘Ugh! They’re trolling each other again.’
We could start a podcast
‘We could start a podcast.’
Imposter syndrome
‘I tried imposter syndrome but I couldn’t really pull it off.’
Right after they learn to identify one
‘Right after they learn to identify one.’
Evaporated milk
I wish our council had been as quick to fill it in
‘I wish our council had been as quick to fill it in.’
Wednesday
We are going to be learning percentages
'Today we are going to be learning percentages'
Loathing Emmanuel Macron
‘You never really retire from loathing Emmanuel Macron’
I’m rehearsing for the coronation
‘I’m rehearsing for the coronation.’
Our kids are happy with their genders
‘Yes, our kids are happy with their genders.’
This one takes cash
‘It’s all right – this one takes cash.’
Wrong bins out
‘We put the wrong bins out!’
Good kisser
‘My new man is a good kisser but he’s no Dalai Lama.’
Real kings eat quiche
‘Real kings eat quiche.’