The kitchen is his safe space
‘You can’t complain to the chef, the kitchen is his safe space’
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Wednesday
One huge sticking plaster, please
‘One huge sticking plaster, please.’
Fish and micro-chips
We’ve dropped the words
‘We’ve dropped the words “For richer…”’
Is he locally-sourced?
‘And your partner – is he locally-sourced?’
Not my King
I find that difficult to believe
Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!
‘Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!’
Wednesday
I’m swearing allegiance
‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’
I want to be a careers adviser
‘I want to be a careers adviser – what do you see yourself doing in five years’ time?’
Robot
I’m OK with the swearing bit
‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’
Your ideas haven’t gone down well
‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’
Compassion for immigrants
‘He blames immigrants for cannibalising his compassion for immigrants.’
All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me
‘All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me.’
Second term
Anyone noticed
‘Has anyone noticed we’re on strike yet?’
It includes delays
‘It includes delays, queuing, stress and chaos.’
