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Wednesday
I believe what sets me apart is my unique perspective
‘I believe what sets me apart is my unique perspective as a bald, white, middle-aged male.’
I say weren’t we at Oxford together?
I’m doing woke experience
‘I’m doing woke experience.’
Hold the front page!
‘Hold the front page!’
He was only seeing me for my Netflix password
‘Turns out he was only seeing me for my Netflix password.’
When they came for the smokers
Your breakfast broadcasting days are over
I love this pub
‘I love this pub.’
Sun, sea, sand and sewage
‘Sun, sea, sand and sewage.’
Wednesday
Time for Rishi to put his foot down
‘Time for Rishi to put his foot down.’
The chicken’s off
‘The chicken’s off.’
I didn’t realise there was a university campus nearby
‘I didn’t realise there was a university campus nearby.’
Do I look sexy or am I trying too hard?
‘Do I look sexy or am I trying too hard?’
To be honest, you weren’t my first choice of patient
‘To be honest, you weren’t my first choice of patient.’
