Draw the line
‘I draw the line at rich people getting poorer as well.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Tie break
How’s exile going
‘How’s exile going, Comrade Progozhin?’
We have cancelled your bank account
‘We have cancelled your bank account: you can pass go, but you can’t collect £200…’
I wonder who Djokovic will beat in the final
My new boyfriend has left me
‘My new boyfriend has left me. Ironically, it was his get-up-and-go I fell for.’
William’s plan to end homelessness
There are no AI robots under your bed
‘See, there are no AI robots under your bed.’
Wednesday
The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir
‘The boy who self-identifies as a dog ate my homework, sir.’
Get me a bigger table
I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…
‘I’ve heard you can turn it into wine…’
There’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup
‘Waiter – there’s an “F”, an “L” and a “Y” in my alphabet soup.’
These are our low fixed-rate mortgages…
‘And these are our low fixed-rate mortgages…’
Pawn shop
Not surprised
‘At 5.7 per cent I’m not surprised.’
Shortage of English teachers
Your cup runneth over
‘Your cup runneth over.’
I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead
‘Do you mind? I’m listening to a podcast on how the art of conversation is dead.’