I can’t move back in with my parents
‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’
‘I can’t move back in with my parents as they’ve already moved back in with their parents.’
‘Trying to find an NHS dentist is like pulling teeth – except worse.’
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’
‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’
‘I’ll have another pair.’
‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’
‘This is where they buried the cheaper broadband deals.’
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’
‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’
‘Which public sector bailout did you make money in?’
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’
‘I’m not sure about this barbie movie.’
‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
‘It goes from 0-100°C in under six seconds.’
‘Yes, we would like pudding – 5,000 steps and we’ll be back.’