The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
We can Photoshop this
‘Don’t worry – we can Photoshop this.’
It’s full of XL Bullies
‘It’s full of XL Bullies.’
Left at the Turkish barber
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
Fly away Peter
Wednesday
Don’t worry mother
‘Don’t worry mother, I’m not interested in vaping. I’m a cigar man.’
It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”
‘It’s a “Tory voter under the age of 25”.’
Relax – it isn’t ultra processed
‘Relax – it isn’t ultra processed.’
What do you mean
Today we made cards
‘Today we made cards for those who identify as “mother”.’
Lots of nasty things are making a comeback
‘Lots of nasty things are making a comeback. Measles, rickets, George Galloway...’
These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category
‘These are all the awards I won running in the women’s category.’
Homes to go to
Forget your leader
‘Forget your leader – just take me to your civil servants.’
We have to keep up with the times
‘We have to keep up with the times.’
The main cow involved is the cash one!
‘With these prices, the main cow involved is the cash one!’
It’s just like a doctor’s receptionist
‘It’s just like a doctor’s receptionist. Asks me all sorts of questions and still I can’t get an appointment.’
Wednesday
Do you have any “Sorry, I’m not going to apologise” cards?
‘Do you have any “Sorry, I’m not going to apologise” cards?’
After all they’ve been through
‘After all they’ve been through, you have to admire the resilience of the British people.’
You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?
‘You’re not taking the “search for phones” directive a bit far, sir?’