Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?
‘Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?’
‘Getting evacuated from anywhere nice this year?’
‘He’s ditched his new bird and gone back to an X.’
‘Finally, something concrete.’
‘The bank doesn’t understand me.’
‘I got the M25 down to a walking pace but nobody noticed.’
‘We have nothing in common. Our Instagram feeds are so different.’
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
‘On the plus side, we’re not in Rome.’
‘And the award for the best picket line goes to…’
‘Good news! You’re on the waiting list for a new hospital.’
‘She’s botch-body ready.’