I couldn’t get a sitter
‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I met your wife online too
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
I meant my search history
‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’
Anything else you don’t want?
The latest government pay offer is final…
‘The latest government pay offer is final... until the next one.’
Wednesday
Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back
‘Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back.’
But I haven’t started reading yet
‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’
Lizzo not what she seems
Preventing or creating?
Poor souls
‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea, poor souls.’
Gas bill
‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners
‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’
He’s repugnant until proven guilty
‘He’s repugnant until proven guilty.’
Systems analyst
‘Apparently he’s some kind of systems analyst.’
Boil in the bag
Scout survival training
Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?
‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’
Apparently we need a TV licence
‘Apparently we need a TV licence.’
Have we had summer or is it yet to come?
‘Remind me, have we had summer or is it yet to come?’