Rodin’s unacceptable behavior
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Wednesday
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
All that surplus wine the French want rid of…
‘All that surplus wine the French want rid of... I’ll demolish it for them!’
Wednesday
I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”
‘I can’t say I care for your move into “observational stuff”.’
I failed!
‘I failed! Does that mean I get a peerage in the Liz Truss honours?’
GCSE results
Antiques roadshow
‘My word! I thought the only one of these was in the British Museum!’
Pink unicorns
‘Actually, I want to go back to pink unicorns.’
If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50
‘If you want to talk dirty I’ll have to charge you an extra £12.50.’
I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again
‘I hear you’ve been drawing on the ceiling again, Michelangelo.’
Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?
‘Do you ever worry that he’s being bullied at work?’
On a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez
‘They say that on a clear day you can see the end of the Ulez.’
British museum pop-up gift shop
I love getting back to nature
‘I love getting back to nature. It makes great content.’
Wednesday
Real bore
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
Cattle market
We should shoplift somewhere more upmarket
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
Eating disorders
‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
Cancel your operation
‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’