I blame the Baskervilles
‘You can’t blame the hound, so I blame the Baskervilles’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Because it’s the only way I’ll get into the Garrick…
‘Because it’s the only way I’ll get into the Garrick...’
Topical nursery rhymes
Take cash
‘Do we still take cash?’
I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions
‘I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions.’
Don’t bother
‘Thank goodness the police don’t bother arresting us!’
Russell Brand eye test
Booky wook
‘I hope they throw the booky wook at him.’
I said we’re not supposed to chat
‘I said we’re not supposed to chat – people don’t like it.’
It was a steal
Rent’s gone up again
‘Rent’s gone up again.’
Wednesday
It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault
‘It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault – it’s his master who can’t control him.’
Shoplift
‘We’ll have to shoplift elsewhere now’
Striking from home
There are Chinese spies in Westminster
‘Did you hear that? There are Chinese spies in Westminster.’
An escaped prisoner comes as standard
‘An escaped prisoner comes as standard.’
Put me down
Dangerous puppy
‘Dad, can I have a dangerous puppy?’
Wednesday
She swears like an education secretary
‘She swears like an education secretary.’
