Still no sign of a ceasefire
‘Still no sign of a ceasefire.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
You spoil that dog
Anti-vaxxer
‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
A bit scary
What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?
‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’
OK… take me to your party donor
‘OK… take me to your party donor.’
Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group
‘Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group.’
Jabcentre
Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?
‘Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?’
It’s like Jilly Cooper but with even more screwing each other over
To be honest
‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
Alex Salmond insisted on independence
‘Alex Salmond insisted on independence.’
It’ll be the players next
‘It’ll be the players next.’
Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety
‘Definitely not. Property prices, the prisons, water rates – it gives me anxiety.’
I’m waiting to see what’s in the Budget
‘I’m waiting to see what’s in the Budget.’
Wednesday
Some kind of party
‘I think some kind of party is in order’
If Gary Lineker goes
‘If Gary Lineker goes as well they’re in trouble.’
I did this one
‘I did this one in a four-day compressed week.’
You’re a distraction
Assisting dying
‘I’ve been assisting dying for years.’