Fly in my foam
‘Waiter – there’s an essence of fly in my foam of foraged vegetable soup.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
It was done by vandals in the party
‘I understand it was done by vandals in the party.’
Vegan diet
‘He disappeared right after we put him on a vegan diet.’
I chopped down the cherry tree
There’s a waiting list to join the waiting list
‘I should warn you, there’s a waiting list to join the waiting list.’
Wednesday
Intrusive thoughts
‘I have intrusive thoughts.’
HS2 drain set
Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy
‘Outdoorsy, self-sufficient guy with private island seeks attractive companion... Is that you?’
I accept cookies
‘How many times do I have to tell everyone that, yes, I accept cookies?’
Flood plain
‘So whose idea was it to build on a flood plain?’
Gentle as a kitten
‘Honestly, he’s as gentle as a kitten!’
Is he sort of getting off on it?
‘Is he sort of getting off on it?’
The end of net-zero is nigh
Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?
‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal
‘Come on, kids. Dad says we should go out for a drive while it’s still legal.’
Do you have a reservation?
I’m handing in my weapon
Wednesday
Dr Yes
‘Usually he’s Dr Yes but he’s on strike.’