It’s not bed bugs I want you to get rid of
‘It’s not bed bugs I want you to get rid of – it’s that bloke next door.’
‘It’s not bed bugs I want you to get rid of – it’s that bloke next door.’
‘Nice to see a bit of sparkle from Keir at last.’
‘We need to do all our smoking before it’s banned’
‘Congratulations – it’s a non-smoker.’
‘There are votes on the line.’
‘Do the working class like us yet?’
‘I keep thinking about men thinking about Romans’
‘Things are bad – he misses Liz Truss.’
‘He claims he can hear podcasts in his head.’
‘I hope nobody notices that the galaxy is 10 per cent smaller.’
‘The heat pump works OK – it just needs a bit of back-up.’
‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
‘It’s an XL Bully, the last of this breed…’