Strict no-returns policy
‘You should know that I have a strict no-returns policy.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Now we’ll be able to vote for him to leave
‘Now we’ll be able to vote for him to leave.’
Lifestyle choice
‘We don’t need any help, thanks. This is a lifestyle choice.’
House of straw
‘I suppose the house of straw was a lifestyle choice.’
It sleeps a lot
‘It sleeps a lot and isn’t cheap to feed, but I think every home should have one.’
Biblical proportions
‘Have you got this in “biblical proportions”?’
Go online
‘We no longer offer any services. You need to go online for those.’
Wednesday
How was I?
‘How was I?’
Let it be
‘They should have let it be’
I have thousands stashed in secret accounts
‘I have thousands stashed in secret accounts that my husband knows nothing about.’
Hate marches
Frankly it’s a relief
‘Frankly it’s a relief to quiz someone who was good at their job.’
Lifestyle choice
‘It’s a lifestyle choice – my wife hates me snoring in bed.’
The Matt Hancock delusion
Hobophobic
‘She’s hobophobic.’
Sisyphus
Mildly offensive
‘I must warn you that you may find some of Eric’s wit and repartee mildly offensive.’
National Gallery
Ditch our homework
Freedom of expression
‘She believes in freedom of expression, apart from her face.’
