I just don’t believe these predictions
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Wednesday
Wednesday
Sky dish
‘A donation of just £50 will buy a child a Sky dish.’
I’m really excited about being apathetic
‘I’m really excited about being apathetic.’
I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations
‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’
Political opinions
‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
It’s some kind of text-based platform
‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’
At last – a safe seat
‘At last – a safe seat.’
Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’
I wish our humans were conscious
‘I wish our humans were conscious – I’m starving.’
That’s a relief
‘That’s a relief – I thought it was a canvasser!’
Hurry, you’re missing summer
‘Hurry, you’re missing summer!’
Wednesday
Little too far
‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’
The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me
‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’
It must be good
‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’
It’s making a comeback
‘Trust me, it’s making a comeback.’