The facts of life
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Wednesday
Not what they were
‘Cats on the internet are not what they were...’
When the British want to improve relations they send David Cameron
What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?
‘What are you going to do with your fiscal headroom?’
Very popular
‘The area’s very popular with people who can’t afford their mortgages any more.’
Where were you?
‘Where were you the first time anybody asked where you were the day Kennedy died?’
Ghost story
‘You know how you always enjoy a good ghost story on Christmas Eve, Charles?’
Meet the gang
‘Hi guys! Come in and meet the gang!’
I just hate Constable
‘It’s nothing to do with the environment – I just hate Constable.’
Never swap a boot for a croc
‘Never swap a boot for a croc...’
It always overpromises and underdelivers
‘The Royal Mail is very dependable. It always overpromises and underdelivers.’
Watching at home on a screen just isn’t the same
‘Watching at home on a screen just isn’t the same.’
Wednesday
I hear they just had an earthquake
‘I hear they just had an earthquake.’
Only one person
What’s your favourite
Peerless prose
‘It’s peerless prose’
Reshuffle
Un-labour language
Sticking to his guns
‘Netanyahu’s sticking to his guns.’