We need to put out a more positive message
‘We need to put out a more positive message.’
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Wednesday
All right Margaret…
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?
‘Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?’
Wednesday
Have you seen them?
‘Have you seen them?’
How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?
‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’
Our Terry
‘Our Terry always lights up the room.’
FOMO means
‘I’m worried I’m the only one who doesn’t know what FOMO means.’
I just need spice
‘It’s not you, Marvin – I just need spice.’
I can’t get a dentist
‘I can’t get a dentist, but then again, what is there to smile about?’
There will be no more debates
I told you it was true!
We could start a podcast
‘We could start a podcast.’
He’s going to take a course in AI
‘He’s interested in creative writing, so he’s going to take a course in AI.’
Wednesday
This year, it’s a choice
‘This year, it’s a choice between heating and Oasis tickets.’
The fighting’s better
‘I’ve got tickets to the Tory conference – the fighting’s better.’
Flies-open
‘Clive has always been a flies-open sort of chap.’
Collection of fantasies
Unsafe cladding
We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole
‘We’d like to run up a £20 billion black hole.’