Drug test

‘I had to save Trump – I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament.’
‘It’s not fair! I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog.’
‘Everyone here backs it. Anything to prevent Labour covering this area with houses.’
‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’
‘I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege.’
‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’
‘They ought to axe hereditary peers to ease House of Lords overcrowding.’
‘Watch this lack of space.’
‘It was a good idea to ask for an umbrella in your cocktail.’
‘Disappointing summer, isn’t it?’
‘He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses.’
‘I’m sorry Rishi, but the “ex-Tory prime minister after-dinner speech” market is saturated.’
‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’
‘It’s all Jacob does since he lost his seat’
‘I love American politics, it makes me feel young again.’