I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts
‘I’ve got my 18-month-old playing darts.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Wednesday
Resolutions
Rodin’s undecided voter
Failing Dry January
‘What do you recommend to go with failing Dry January?’
Red Sea
‘This is the Red Sea – I’m not taking chances.’
They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do
‘The police were very good. They arrived within minutes and said there was nothing they could do.’
It’s so hard going back to work after Christmas
‘It’s so hard going back to work after Christmas.’
We’ve let it rest enough
‘I think we’ve let it rest enough.’
Survivor’s guilt is killing me
‘Survivor’s guilt is killing me.’
Monday
They laughed and called you names
‘They laughed and called you names? I’ll launch an inquiry into these bullying allegations.’
He’s right, kids
‘He’s right, kids, there’s nothing here that bans short selling.’
Ctrl, Alt and Delete
‘OK, I’ve pressed Ctrl, Alt and Delete but it hasn’t made any difference.’
UHU
‘All I want for Christmas is UHU.’
Sunday
See the real world
‘If you think this is dismal you should see the real world.’
Friday
Nice opinion poll
‘I’d like a nice opinion poll for Christmas.’
