Never climbed Everest
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Wednesday
Would you prefer to hear your operation’s been cancelled by email, post, SMS, phone, WhatsApp, Google Chat – or all of the above?
‘Would you prefer to hear your operation’s been cancelled by email, post, SMS, phone, WhatsApp, Google Chat – or all of the above?’
I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.
‘I would aim one at the Tory conference but the chances of hitting anyone are remote.’
Conker fight
Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished
‘Thank God, that’s the Christmas shopping finished.’
Wednesday
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
‘This is no time for a leadership contest’
It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.
‘It’s not the most aspirational of slogans.’
I foresee increased inflation
‘I foresee increased inflation.’
They were so benign when they were first introduced.
‘They were so benign when they were first introduced.’
Things can only get better…
‘Things can only get better…’
If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.
‘If it wasn’t for Ozempic, I’d still be a fat cat.’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
‘My political instincts are telling me this is a good time to launch a digital ID system.’
‘Fail him if he eats it.’
‘Fail him if he eats it.’
The Yorks for Christmas
The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me
‘The uncontrolled numbers coming in does concern me.’
Role models
Wednesday
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
‘How’s this for a crazy, headline-grabbing stunt?’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘When Trump gives you a headache, I’d still take paracetamol.’
‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’
‘It’s an invoice from my parents and they’re charging more than the nursery.’