New world order
‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’

‘Well, no one told me there was a new world order.’
‘I know things look bad now but they will get worse.’
‘If you’re serious about growth...’
‘I’m not sure about this rewilding initiative.’
‘It has come to our attention that you are not diverse.’
‘What’s wrong with me, Doc? I don’t feel anxious, depressed, suicidal or paranoid.’
‘Veganuary’s over.’
‘Homework was hard – I couldn’t decide whether to use ChatGPT or DeepSeek.’
‘It was a compromise to get him back in the office.’
‘On the bright side, we can be victims again.’
‘Death, War – meet Artificial Intelligence.’
‘It makes us sound a little desperate.’
‘Derek still works from home.’
‘You’re a gift to a cartoonist, but try not to do all the work for them...’
‘Although I must say, I had been hoping for health secretary.’
‘Can I go back to doom-scrolling, Mum?’