More cartoons
Wednesday
Are you vaping comfortably?
‘Are you vaping comfortably? Then I’ll begin.’
Wednesday
He’s incredibly disciplined
‘He’s incredibly disciplined – he doesn’t vape for 36 hours at the start of each week.’
It’s amazing how urbanised they are becoming
‘It’s amazing how urbanised they are becoming.’
Banned
Liz Truss?
I’m sorry, Spoon
‘I’m sorry, Spoon, but I think it’s safer to run off with a knife.’
Run along
‘Run along and lay.’
Other people like him
‘Oh God! He’s going to discover other people like him.’
‘I’ve been drafted!’
‘I’ve been drafted!’
No vapes
‘No vapes? I’ll just take those knives then.’
Magic carpet
The return of Trump
‘How are you coping with the return of Trump?’
If only trains
The trip’s over!
‘By the time you find your cabin, the trip’s over!’
Only for a minute
‘Can Mummy borrow her phone, sweetie? It’s only for a minute.’
I’m only fasting
‘I’m only fasting so I’ll have more soup to throw at the Mona Lisa.’