Do you have alcohol-free?
Do you have alcohol-free?
More cartoons
Wednesday
I joined a tanning salon
‘I joined a tanning salon.’
No-fault eviction
This book on the paranormal won’t write itself
‘Well, must get on, this book on the paranormal won’t write itself.’
There’s someone even more unpopular than us!
‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’
A single vent would be better
We’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire
‘With the cost of child care, we’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire.’
Dog whistles
‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’
Wednesday
Are you a PopCon
‘Are you a PopCon, a New Con or just a Con?’
I bet you
‘I bet you £1,000 that Rishi Sunak won’t be prime minister next year.’
Chin up, Methuselah
‘Chin up, Methuselah – the state pension can’t be far off.’
Dignitas
Four years on from leaving Europe
‘Four years on from leaving Europe, how’s it going?’
You’re good
‘You’re good but you’re no Nicola Sturgeon.’
Have you tried turning off TikTok?
Have you been on social media again?
‘Have you been on social media again?’
Stay clear
‘Stay clear of Piers Morgan.’