Behold the autumn solstice
‘Behold the autumn solstice! It’s time to put the heating on…’

‘Behold the autumn solstice! It’s time to put the heating on…’
‘Soup, anyone?’
‘We never say that at the W.I.’
‘The school bully made me dance a perfect foxtrot.’
‘Hurry up with that Assisted Dying Bill.’
‘Personally, I’d never accept a gift of clothing’
‘This looks awfully cosy – might we join you?’
‘I’m drinking to remember.’
‘I’m working on my Britishcore.’
‘The boy who identifies as a wolf has eaten Granny!’
‘... and remember – no biscuits, no sweets or anything gender specific.’
‘You’re podcasting in your sleep again.’
‘We need to put out a more positive message.’
‘All right Margaret... the time has come. Let’s get rid of Betamax.’
‘Will the new Conservative leader ever arrive?’
‘Have you seen them?’
‘How much access can I get for a pair of trousers?’