Invitation
‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’

‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’
‘I think we’re being watched.’
‘We’ve become the story.’
‘You’re going on a long journey.’
‘A few inappropriate remarks and it was back to waiting tables.’
‘I’m continually surprised by what goes viral.’
‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
‘I’m confused. Is not getting the winter fuel payment the same as assisted dying?’
‘It’s just as we feared – Putin has mucked around with the crackers.’
‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’