Do you promise?
‘And do you promise to love, honour and not change gender?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
State pension up 8.5%
Why does everyone bet on the race they’re most likely to lose on?
‘Why does everyone bet on the race they’re most likely to lose on?’
These are the best days of our lives
‘These are the best days of our lives. Unless it’s just the antidepressants.’
Wednesday
Call me a wolf and I’ll have you arrested!
‘Call me a wolf and I’ll have you arrested!’
Mammals
Aid drops
Good news!
‘Good news! Things haven’t got even worse yet’
I’m escaping
‘I’m escaping from an oppressive regime.’
Trans spotters
Trans spotters.
I hate crime
Cards for all occasions!
New director
Chinese fridge
‘I can see the neighbours being spied on by their Chinese fridge.’
Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?
‘Does anyone have a slogan they’d like to shout out?’
You can tell it’s fresh
‘You can tell it’s fresh – you can smell the sewage.’
Come outside and say that…
‘Come outside and say that... in a new podcast with me.’
Tuesday
Online speculation
‘The online speculation is going to be wild.’
I’ll stick with social media
‘You go down the rabbit hole – I’ll stick with social media.’
I assume they didn’t need an intimacy co-ordinator
‘I assume they didn’t need an intimacy co-ordinator.’