Older woman
‘I like an older woman – you could get me fags’
More cartoons
Wednesday
I’m sleeping rough
‘I’m sleeping rough as much as I can before they criminalise it.’
We missed more targets than Rishi Sunak
Knock knock…
I think we need to look at the bigger picture
‘I think we need to look at the bigger picture.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
‘Stop being so toxic.’
Oh no – I got hideously drunk
‘Oh no – I got hideously drunk and posted something moderate and inoffensive!’
Hi honeytrap
‘Hi honeytrap – I’m home.’
It’s mankind’s worst fear
‘It’s mankind’s worst fear – a Liz Truss book launch!’
Smoking can seriously damage your politics
Police investigation
Rodin
He’s refusing to eat his spinach
‘He’s refusing to eat his spinach. He has a point though – it may contain forever chemicals.’
Wednesday
What if his first word is a hate crime?
‘What if his first word is a hate crime?’
Treat myself
‘I’m going to treat myself to Garrick membership’
Actual royal residence
‘I never thought I’d catch a glimpse of an actual royal residence.’
Can I have one of the groom’s genitals?
Hi, it’s Cinderella
‘Hi, it’s Cinderella – can you put me through to pest control.’
We should have selected candidates
‘We should have selected candidates who’d be more resistant to honey traps.’
Today in class
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’