Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Assisted dying applications
It’s just us so this must be hell
‘It’s just us so this must be hell.’
Happy Valentine’s!
Funny and happy
‘I want to be funny and happy.’
Divorcing you
It doesn’t provide any get out for Keir
‘Apparently it doesn’t provide any get out for Keir.’
I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed
‘I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed.’
Wednesday
Anti-establishment
‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
He had gone to see The Brutalist
‘Panic over – he had gone to see The Brutalist.’
I’ve lost my taste for alcohol
‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’
Hide and DeepSeek
Hide and DeepSeek
Life on paws
‘I put my life on paws.’
The wife’s funeral dragged on a bit
‘Sorry I’m late – the wife’s funeral dragged on a bit.’
One-word judgements
We’re finished
‘If Donald Trump hits us with tariffs, we’re finished.’
By the time we get out
‘By the time we get out they’ll have built the third runway.’
It was affecting their mental health
‘It was affecting their mental health, so I’ve had to rewrite history.’
Wednesday
You’ve been cleared for takeoff
‘You’ve been cleared for takeoff.’
