Would You Like To Go For A Coffee After Work
‘Would you like to go for a coffee after work?’
‘Would you like to go for a coffee after work?’
‘Boris didn’t have his cake and eat it, but he did take the biscuit.’
‘I’m stockpiling in case of a no deal.’
‘You’re turning a lovely shade of gammon.’
‘When it comes to anti-Semitism, we favour a two-state solution.’
‘It’s taking him a while to unwind from Brexit.’
‘You know, son, I remember when all of this was fields.’
‘Rather than the cliff edge, we decided on a climbdown.’
‘You drink like an EU President.’
‘That’s his Fitbit – the rest of him is the unfit bit.’
Stretch Limousin
‘On second thoughts, I’d give the bins a miss.’
‘I have the usual middle-class attitude to drugs.’
‘No one’s noticed that he’s resigned over Brexit.’