As You Can See Weve Removed Sugar And Salt From All Our Food
‘As you can see, we’ve removed sugar and salt from all our food.’
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Coconut Oil
I Hear Youve Had Extensive Experience Running A Prison
‘I hear you’ve had extensive experience running a prison.’
Oh Dont Be Fooled Hes A Despot
‘Oh, don’t be fooled. He’s a despot.’
Thursday
These People Ought To Be Locked Up
‘These people ought to be locked up!’
Marmite
A Typical Silly Seasoning Story
‘A typical silly seasoning story...’
Of Course Seats Are Expensive Theyre Very Rare
‘Of course seats are expensive: they’re very rare.’
Miro Miro On The Wall
‘Miro, Miro, on the wall...’
I Was Present But I Was Not Involved
‘I was present but I was not involved.’
Ive Been Appointed Chief Whip To The Medicine Cabinet
‘I’ve been appointed chief whip to the medicine cabinet.’
Were Looking For Someone Who Can Turn 140 Characters Into 45 Paragraphs
‘We’re looking for someone who can turn 140 characters into 45 paragraphs.’
Its At A Rather Advanced Stage
‘It’s at a rather advanced stage...’
Ill Give You Something Even Better Than Money Or Food Hygge
‘I’ll give you something even better than money or food: Hygge!’
Well Thats My 50 Minutes Of Pointless Channel Hopping Want The Remote
‘Well, that’s my 50 minutes of pointless channel-hopping! Want the remote?’
Thursday
He Refuses To Go Home Until Boris Is Out Of The News
‘He refuses to go home until Boris is out of the news.’
It Might Look Better In Portrait Than In Landscape
‘It might look better in portrait than in landscape.’
Its Outrageous That A Real Space Alien Didnt Get The Role
‘It’s outrageous that a real space alien didn’t get the role.’
Sorry I Dont Have A Spare Poundtoday But I Plan To Have One By 2027
‘Sorry, I don’t have a spare pound today but I plan to have one by 2027.’