And This Is How Scared We Are Of Labour
‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’

‘And this is how scared we are of Labour...’
‘Must you be so negative?’
‘Item 1: The apostrophe...’
‘The Labour conference is left, left, further left, and then on the far left.’
‘Wall-to-wall Brexit again today.’
‘There’s a 12.5 per cent surcharge for American tourists.’
‘Hush, hush, lower your tone,Christopher Robin is checking his phone.’
‘Don’t feed the Lib Dems – it just encourages them.’
‘Amazon would have delivered your sermon a lot quicker.’
‘All you do is binge watch.’
‘There’s a Novichokolate on the pillow.’
‘Must you do your make-up on the Tube?’
‘There are rumours another crash could be on the way.’
‘We need to drive normal people out of politics.’
‘Do you believe there’s life after Brexit?’
‘It looks like you’re having an alcohol-free day.’