I Want You To Know Im Seeing Someone Else
‘I want you to know I’m seeing someone else.’

‘I want you to know I’m seeing someone else.’
‘If there’s global warming then how come there’s a cold war?’
‘I don’t care what the sales are so long as they’re healthy.’
‘I fear he’s the bearer of bad news.’
‘Brian’s off to watch the golf.’
‘It’s a dancing competition in which the judges give their scores, the public votes, and each week a couple are unfaithful.’
Hashtags you don’t see
‘What I thought might be fun is, we sign a final deal which then immediately shreds itself.’
‘We are innocent Russian tourists on riding holiday, looking forward to a good hack…’
‘I don’t think you can take the sound of your own voice as one of the tracks.’
‘Every so often they ask a question to which only young people know the answer.’
‘How do you know you don’t like photographing your food if you haven’t tried it?’
Modern competitive wives
‘Grr! It’s the deep state trying to undermine Jeremy Corbyn.’
‘I was hoping for a policy proposal.’
‘Finnegans Woke’
‘Are you a Leaver or a Remainer?’