The Age Of Austerity For Rich People Is Coming
‘The age of austerity for rich people is coming.’

‘The age of austerity for rich people is coming.’
‘I identify as Woman Friday.’
Early bird alarm
‘I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.’
‘Go on, take it!’
‘I’ve come as the living dead.’
‘Hello, you may have seen me in the press...’
‘At the moment we’re torn between these two...’
‘Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy?’
‘You’re stuck in a rut.’
‘Truth be told, I’m struggling to keep up with this gender-fluid business.’
‘Do I drink to excess? Hell, I’ll drink to anything!’
‘Actually, I support Brexit but I love the atmosphere at middle-class protests.’
‘The cat’s playing Brexit again…’
‘There’s an outbreak of Mad Human Disease.’
‘I’ve come as Jo Whiley.’
‘I feel so empty inside.’