I Hope Hell Still Talk To Us
‘I hope he’ll still talk to us!’

‘I hope he’ll still talk to us!’
‘There’s loads of kids around — is it half term?’
‘You spend too much time reading articles worrying about screen time.’
‘Where is the point of delivery?’
‘All that futility and loss has given me an idea for a referendum.’
‘We suspect Humpty upset the Saudis.’
‘The children said they will be out to photograph it later.’
‘The age of austerity for rich people is coming.’
‘I identify as Woman Friday.’
Early bird alarm
‘I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.’
‘Go on, take it!’
‘I’ve come as the living dead.’
‘Hello, you may have seen me in the press...’
‘At the moment we’re torn between these two...’
‘Is this the real life? Or is it just fantasy?’
‘You’re stuck in a rut.’
‘Truth be told, I’m struggling to keep up with this gender-fluid business.’