Alice In Winter Wonderland
Alice in Winter Wonderland

Alice in Winter Wonderland
‘We can talk about sex, religion, politics and even Brexit — but no veganism!’
‘Stop arguing! This is going on social media.’
‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’
‘If we knew the full details of Christmas, we might be inclined to vote for it.’
‘For goodness sake! Turn your cabinet resignations app off.’
‘They say if the wind blows in the right direction you can hear Geoffrey Cox.’
‘Yes, a lot of people have died of boredom since Brexit.’
‘It’s a desperate fight for survival in a hostile environment.’
‘Do you want to watch this quiz programme or not? I’m going to have to press you for an answer.’
‘I’m counting on Jeremy Hunt to get me out.’
‘I’m protesting at the price of petrol bombs.’