I’m here to defect
‘I’m here to defect.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
We’ll start our campaign to get rid of all the men
‘Once we join the Garrick Club, we’ll start our campaign to get rid of all the men.’
This is just a bowl of muddy water
Rise in sons living with parents
Wednesday
The Garrick club
‘If I’d known this was going to happen, I wouldn’t have bothered with the gender-reassignment surgery.’
Verified people first
‘OK, let’s hear from the verified people first.’
‘This is torture.’
‘This is torture.’
I have a confession
‘I have a confession. I’ve never tried his recipes – I just like saying Ottolenghi.’
Eurovision Song Contest
‘I wish they would keep music out of politics.’
Turn again Whittington
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
‘Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?’
Anti-depressants
It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames
‘It’s safer than having him baptised in the Thames.’
How many of these prequels are they going to make?
‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’
DIY store
Wednesday
Make your mark
Make your mark
I want someone that I can believe in
I want someone that I can believe in.
