Tory Party
‘Are we attacking Starmer for being sleepy or woke?’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Now can I have one without your phones?
‘Now can I have one without your phones?’
My father’s voting Labour…
Wednesday
Can you tell me what the money will be used for?
‘Can you tell me what the money will be used for?’
I identify more with social media
‘I identify more with social media.’
Still, sparkling or risky?
‘Still, sparkling or risky?’
It’s not a conventional family
‘It’s not a conventional family, but we love our AI.’
Trigger warning
Born yesterday
‘He’s very keen on people who were born yesterday.’
Ozempic
‘And would you like Ozempic with that?’
You don’t often see one of those in Scotland
‘You don’t often see one of those in Scotland.’
Please help
I’m War
‘I’m War – I got conscripted.’
This bone you keep mentioning
‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’
You said I need to cut down on my screen time
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
Young Conservatives will be exempt
‘Young Conservatives will be exempt – being an endangered species.’
Wednesday
The years before you can get them
‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’
