Little too far
‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’
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Wednesday
The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me
‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’
It must be good
‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’
It’s making a comeback
‘Trust me, it’s making a comeback.’
There are a lot of independents hoping to win this constituency
‘There are a lot of independents hoping to win this constituency.’
No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices
‘No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices. They insist everything is done online these days.’
I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day
‘If I put my mind to it, I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day.’
I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough
‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
There isn’t time
‘We’re down to the last two Conservative voters – we could get them to breed but there isn’t time.’
Elephants have names
At least there isn’t any sewage
‘At least there isn’t any sewage.’
I can’t wait to watch it on the big screen
Wednesday
Venice tourist tax
‘It’s €5 to get in and €50 to get out’
I’m training Dad
‘I’m training Dad to vote Labour...’
Loaded magazine
Biological sex?
What’s in it
‘For security reasons, what’s in it?’
Slug invasion
‘No party has said a word about how they’re going to tackle the slug invasion.’
Fossil free books
‘Oh no! We can’t burn them as they’ll produce harmful CO2.’