We’d like to distance ourselves
‘We’d like to distance ourselves from all the decisions we made before the outbreak.’

‘We’d like to distance ourselves from all the decisions we made before the outbreak.’
‘I have a fear of landing.’
‘Can I stop making bread yet?’
‘We need clarity on how to break the rules.’
‘After spending so much time in isolation I decided to cut it myself.’
‘Then lockdown happened and I started getting interested in them.’
The genie of the energy-saving lamp
‘I like your lack of water feature’
‘He must have coronavirus. He’s lost his sense of taste.’
‘We’ve developed an app that pre-empts Nicola Sturgeon’s comments.’
‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’
‘Free range or lockdown?’