What did you pick up at school today?
‘What did you pick up at school today?’
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Thursday
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
I didn’t expect Dominic Cummings to survive the day
‘I didn’t expect Dominic Cummings to survive the day.’
People can make up their minds
‘Let’s offer an explanation and then the people can make up their minds.’
Shakespeare skull
I’d like to quote the government
‘Oh god, he’s sounding really feeble.’
Happiest days of your life
‘You’ll remember school as the happiest days of your life.’
Where have you flown in from?
Running out of ways
‘Let’s face it – we’re running out of ways to rescue the country.’
Thursday
Old Lady of Threadneedle Street
‘Let’s hope the Old Lady of Threadneedle Street isn’t in a care home.’
Beauty spot
‘And they say that on a clear day you can see a second peak.’
I’m afraid the jury’s still out
‘I’m afraid the jury’s still out.’
Flours
‘How lovely! … Flours!’
Any chance you could do my hair?
Gov Rules
‘There’s no guidance on what to have for dinner.’
Why are they called headlines?
‘Why are they called headlines?’
I’m worried about Roger
‘I’m worried about Roger — he’s not in a good place right now.’
Thursday
Great to see the wildlife returning to the city
‘Great to see the wildlife returning to the city.’
