Bit of a racist
‘Your Great Uncle Bertie was a bit of a racist.’
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Thursday
Spare me the lecture, Grenville
‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
You’re reading too much into it
‘You’re reading too much into it, Professor Freud. All it means is that your couch is too big for the doorway.’
Paddling
Thursday
Social distancing drinking measures
Social distancing drinking measures.
Four white males
‘Surprise, surprise – four white males.’
‘Uncle Andrew?’
‘Uncle Andrew?’
‘Brace! Brace!’
‘Brace! Brace!’
It’s a somewhat reduced service
‘It’s a somewhat reduced service.’
Trying to save face
‘They’re trying to save face.’
Shortage of fruit pickers
‘Help me out here — there’s a shortage of fruit pickers.’
Why the urgent phone call?
‘Why the urgent phone call? So what if the kids have built a fort? All kids build forts.’
Thursday
Straight to the beach
‘So, with the lockdown relaxed, I headed straight to the beach.’
How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis
‘How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis.’
Free movement ending
They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days
‘They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days.’
Can’t stand this foreign food
‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’