What did you do in the bore
‘What did you do in the bore, Daddy?’

‘What did you do in the bore, Daddy?’
Recession social distancing
‘That should shorten the dole queue.’
‘Fourteen weeks of lockdown and I still haven’t read Ulysses.’
‘It’s essential we shop for non-essentials.’
‘And to think I used to love J.K. Rowling as a boy.’
‘Children! No phones on the table!’
‘It feels good to be back.’
‘If I put you on a pedestal, can I be sure you have no links to slavery?’
‘We understand that he made his fortune from slug pellets.’
‘Before you tell me how it looks, remember I queued for three hours to buy it.’
‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
‘I’m not allowed to invite you into my home.’
‘There’s a lot of disagreement over whether it’s worthy of a statue.’