High volume of mating calls
‘We are experiencing an unusually high volume of mating calls...’
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Thursday
Thank God It’s Friday
Robinson Crusoe and his man Thank God It’s Friday.
Gotta dash
‘Gotta dash — there’s a Zoom meeting at 2 p.m. that I need to interrupt.’
Thursday
Waiting for Godot
‘We’re waiting for Waiting for Godot.’
Say what you like about lies
‘Say what you like about lies… they’re very popular.’
Crap without spectators
‘You’re right, it’s crap without the spectators.’
Job creation ideas
‘How about install a load of Huawei kit then rip it out again?’
Much safer up here
‘Yes Roger, you’re right, it’s much safer up here.’
Observing social distancing
Observing social distancing
Bags for life
‘I think they’re called “bags for life” because they stay with us for ever.’
Snail philosophy
Snail philosophy
Thursday
It’s great to get our cultural lives back
‘It’s great to get our cultural lives back, isn’t it Shelley?’
PPEpper grinder
PPEpper grinder
I haven’t seen you on Zoom lately
‘I haven’t seen you on Zoom lately.’
When you start seeing a second wave
‘When you start seeing a second wave, it’s time to go home.’
Borrowing and spending plan
‘I’m sure you’ll be very excited by my massive borrowing and spending plan.’
Best tweet as little as possible
‘Best tweet as little as possible. Just gets you into trouble.’
The beach is packed
‘Oh no. The beach is packed.’
The Jolly virus
I get worried
‘If I don’t get a reply straight away I get worried.’