Virus volleyball
More cartoons
Thursday
Light, dark or furlough?
‘Light, dark or furlough?’
We can stay
‘We can stay but we’ll have to share with 250 new builds.’
Outdoor raves
‘Bloody outdoor raves.’
Covid psychiatrist
Sausage roll models
Sausage roll models
Rapunzel takes the Mickey
Rapunzel takes the Mickey
Bad news Marshal
Bad news, Marshal. The Denver coach has been held up again.’
Thursday
Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday
‘Could I maybe take you out to dinner sometime, on a Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday?’
Pig out
Recorded crowd noise
‘Using recorded crowd noise just isn’t the same.’
Hear a second wave
‘I think I can hear a second wave.’
The message is clear
‘The message is clear — eat out and stay at home.’
Won’t power
‘Willpower isn’t the problem — it’s won’t-power.’
Owner in quarantine
‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’
He’s grown out of his issues
‘He’s grown out of his issues — he needs bigger ones’
It’s mock Tudor
‘It’s mock Tudor’
Now there’s a surprise
‘Now there’s a surprise.’
I said just look as if you are pushing it over
‘I said just look as if you are pushing it over.’