It’s to block phone calls
‘It’s to block phone calls from Nigel Farage.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
My first podcast
I’m on your wife’s side
‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’
This book is bad
‘This book is bad and it must be burned.’
I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament
‘I had to save Trump – I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament.’
I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog
‘It’s not fair! I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog.’
Anything to prevent Labour covering this area with houses
‘Everyone here backs it. Anything to prevent Labour covering this area with houses.’
I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable
‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’
Wednesday
I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege
‘I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege.’
I feel sick
‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’
Stop the shooter
Whenever Kate comes out it cheers us all up
Ease House of Lords overcrowding
‘They ought to axe hereditary peers to ease House of Lords overcrowding.’
Watch this
‘Watch this lack of space.’
Good idea
‘It was a good idea to ask for an umbrella in your cocktail.’
Disappointing summer
‘Disappointing summer, isn’t it?’
He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses
‘He’s waiting for Labour to build more houses.’
Back to royalty
Wednesday
“ex-Tory prime minister after-dinner speech” market is saturated
‘I’m sorry Rishi, but the “ex-Tory prime minister after-dinner speech” market is saturated.’
