All children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?
‘I know all children follow social media influencers, but Robert Jenrick?’
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Wednesday
Are we there yet?
‘Are we there yet? I’ve got a food delivery order to pick up.’
New role
Anti-DEI
‘You’re our new anti-DEI hire.’
Wednesday
Tanks
We need cheering up
‘We need cheering up, Grandpa – tell us about the Cuban Missile Crisis.’
I hope to win
Right side
‘I’m on the I’m right side of history.’
85in TV
‘And it’s got an 85in TV screen in case we want to watch Glastonbury.’
Moustache
‘It has come to our attention that you don’t have a moustache.’
A more interesting specimen
‘You could have picked a more interesting specimen.’
Have they finished HS2 yet?
‘Have they finished HS2 yet?’
We’re spending the day with my Dad
‘We’re spending the day with my Dad – he gets lonely on his own.’