Doomscrolling
‘Oh will you stop doomscrolling!’
More cartoons
Wednesday
One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…
‘One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…’
Not a word about my strike plans
‘Not a word about my strike plans.’
You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent
‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
One little fire and we’re back to the stone age
Birmingham is the tops
‘I love it here. Birmingham is the tops.’
Wednesday
We remember when Labour used to be nice
‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’
Break glass
The bottom’s fallen out of your share price
Can I be excused?
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Sell sourdough
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’
So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD
‘So, anyway, when I was diagnosed as ADHD it just explained everything.’
It’s no good
‘It’s no good, I can’t clear my head of thoughts about Trump.’
The Messiah has a Farage complex!
‘Oh no – the Messiah has a Farage complex!’
Astronauts return
Let us help you celebrate red nose day
Hand in your homework?
‘Hand in your homework? That service is only available online now.’
Gen Z give up on work
Wednesday
Head of sales
‘I wouldn’t want to be Tesla’s head of sales’
