I’ve had a DNA test and I’m not your child

‘You can go now.’
‘Can we go on the doom loop next?’
‘One day, son, none of this family farm will be yours.’
‘We found this near the scene of the crime, sarge.’
‘Thanks to inheritance tax, it’s more of a “won’t”.’
‘Cheese on toast again?’
‘I want you to alter the way you calculate my debt.’
‘Typical. You wait ages for one and by the time it arrives, the fare’s gone up.’
‘I’m just praying no one asks us to define a working woman.’
‘Hooray! Early release!’
‘How did students find the time to enjoy the university experience without AI?’