The news just gets more and more distressing
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
The Great British high street
‘That would be a real shame for the Great British high street.’
Twitter leaving do
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
I want every single brick collected as evidence
‘I want every single brick collected as evidence and then we can use them to build houses later.’
Some non BBC news…
‘And finally, some non BBC news...’
Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing
‘Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing at this station...’
Twitter storms
‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’
The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy
‘The Banksy is left at the Banksy, right at the Banksy and opposite the Banksy.’
Comedy show
Have you considered starting a podcast?
‘I’m sorry to interrupt, but that’s a really interesting conversation. Have you considered starting a podcast?’
Riots over
Long-time listener, first-time caller
‘Hello, I’m a long-time listener, first-time caller.’
Wednesday
I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first
‘I went out looting but the shoplifters got there first.’
I blame Elon Musk
‘I blame Elon Musk’
I’m afraid Doc
‘I’m afraid Doc can’t see you until they’ve agreed a pay deal.’
Stop trying to start a civil war
‘Stop trying to start a civil war, dear, and get back to your crossword.’
Removing you from the archives
Burnt any good books recently?
‘Burnt any good books recently?’
Getting so good
‘He’s getting so good at telling his right from his far right.’