Snail mail
‘Wait till they start rioting – then arrest everyone.’
‘We don’t need to go all the way to the seaside to enjoy the sewage.’
‘That’s not the robot vacuum cleaner, it’s the robot lawnmower.’
‘Don’t you kids know how to download a VPN?’
‘It was expensive but worth it.’
‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
‘No Dylan, you can’t blame everything on climate change.’
‘It’s OK, the internet isn’t down – the government have just banned it.’
‘I see you call yourself a “great white”…’
‘I can squeeze you in but you’ll have to be out by eight.’
‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’