Who goes there?
More cartoons
Wednesday
Can’t work or won’t work
‘Are you “can’t work” or “won’t work”?’
Deep reflection
I have a women problem
‘I have a women problem.’
Background-checks
‘It will take a few minutes, I’m just running some background checks.’
If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?
‘If he wasn’t a real boy, was he AI?’
Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…
‘Unfortunately, you’ve won the car…’
Scatter cushions
‘Ugh! Scatter cushions.’
Doomscrolling
‘Oh will you stop doomscrolling!’
One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…
‘One day soon this will all be keyhole surgery…’
Not a word about my strike plans
‘Not a word about my strike plans.’
You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent
‘You don’t realise how tough it is being a single grandparent.’
One little fire and we’re back to the stone age
Birmingham is the tops
‘I love it here. Birmingham is the tops.’
Wednesday
We remember when Labour used to be nice
‘We remember when Labour used to be nice.’
Break glass
The bottom’s fallen out of your share price
Can I be excused?
‘Can I be excused on the grounds of mental health?’
Sell sourdough
‘Sell sourdough, buy crumpets!’