There’s only a 2% chance
More cartoons
Wednesday
I prefer the British approach
‘I prefer the British approach of breaking things slowly.’
It’s a negotiating tactic
I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine
‘I refuse to turn water into non-alcoholic wine.’
They’re busy creating the next scandal
‘They’re busy creating the next scandal.’
I have a large collection of action figures and model cars
‘If you want a toy boy, I have a large collection of action figures and model cars.’
Welcome to assisted dying
‘Welcome to assisted dying – or to give it its correct title, the NHS.’
Das booth
Dad’s never been happier
‘Dad’s never been happier than since he found out about doomscrolling.’
He wants a seat at the table
‘He wants a seat at the table.’
Another Gen Z survey
It’s quite crowded in here
‘It’s quite crowded in here.’
HS2 bat tunnel
Wednesday
That’s by Ed Miliband
‘Oh, that’s by Ed Miliband.’
Just sitting back
‘Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading.’
It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees
‘It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees.’
They looked better on David Beckham
Mountaineer
Useful idiot
‘But what if you turn into a useful idiot?’
Raise a few eyebrows
‘I want something that will raise a few eyebrows.’