The Battle for Britain | 5 April 2025
Cartoons
Euro lottery win
‘We haven’t let the Euro lottery win change our lives – we’re still on benefits.’
Christmas decorations in the shops
‘I won’t believe it’s spring until I see Christmas decorations in the shops.’
How far can it travel
‘How far can it travel before you receive insults?’
Rare, medium or Tesla?
‘How would you like your steak cooked – rare, medium or Tesla?’
Press play
‘Run along and press play.’
You haven’t seen Adolescence?
‘You haven’t seen Adolescence?!’
I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat
‘I may have accidentally added someone to the group chat.’
The government’s approach
‘The government’s approach to planning has really changed.’