The Battle for Britain – 29 December 2016

‘Oh yes, that is SO me.’
‘They’re completely made up.’
‘This party is so dull I think I’m going to trigger Article 50’
‘After the festive period I only eat people who have been on a diet.’
‘I finally managed to give up vaping.’
‘I warn you, you age fast in this job.’
‘It’s hopeless. I just can’t get a signal.’
‘You’ll have to wait — it’s performing updates.’
‘As you’ve agreed to my fees, I think we can proceed with an insanity plea.’